FACE SPONSORSHIP!
If you're lucky enough to have what we in the trade would call a 'big face', then you could rent it out to people less fortunate than you. That's where the real money is - but it means that for several hours a day, you won't know where your big face has been. If you can handle that, rent it out immediately! However, there is Another Way.
Why not think of your massive face not as a face, but as a Mobile Advertising Billboard? We can hook you up with all the best companies, who might want a prime piece of that real estate!
The usual apportioning of face space to different sponsors is displayed in the above diagram. If you wish to change the borders to accomodate a particularly big logo or slogan, feel free! It's your face! (Please note that should you sign a sponsorship contract with Big Faces, it's technically our face.)
Here's a woman who doesn't even have a particularly big face - but she has fairly big cheeks and a long flat neck! She gets a reasonable monthly rate just for displaying these small, unobtrusive adverts on her face. Just think what we could do for you!
OR why not take your obsession with those awful t-shirts to its logical conclusion, and display the logos of your favourite Linux distributions proudly upon your visage? You sad little bastard?
Why not think of your massive face not as a face, but as a Mobile Advertising Billboard? We can hook you up with all the best companies, who might want a prime piece of that real estate!
The usual apportioning of face space to different sponsors is displayed in the above diagram. If you wish to change the borders to accomodate a particularly big logo or slogan, feel free! It's your face! (Please note that should you sign a sponsorship contract with Big Faces, it's technically our face.)
Here's a woman who doesn't even have a particularly big face - but she has fairly big cheeks and a long flat neck! She gets a reasonable monthly rate just for displaying these small, unobtrusive adverts on her face. Just think what we could do for you!
OR why not take your obsession with those awful t-shirts to its logical conclusion, and display the logos of your favourite Linux distributions proudly upon your visage? You sad little bastard?