RENT A BIG FACE - BIG FACE EQUALS BIG FUN!
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Or add your big face to the archives | 3 paws (pounds) per day! IT'S A CAT FACELocation: Your street, any time of day or night LOOKY FACEY KITTY FACE |
 | 17 pounds 8 ounces A BIG FACELocation: Up its mother This is an unborn face! Plenty of time to mould it into whatever you need! |
 | £4737 per day Ray WinstonLocation: Borstal, England Where's your tool? What 'fucking' tool, I here you ask? The tool that is big faced HMYOI resident Ray Winston. When he isn't spending all of his time getting 'buggered' in the green house, Winston is always happy to squeeze his massive face through your door to say hello. A bargain at 4737 pounds per day. |
 | £3 per month Baby's big faceLocation: Scunthorpe An up and coming big face. Not had much experience yet, though the bookies believe it will be the next Tom Chaplin. Get it while its cheap. |
 | £98,000 per month Big faced statueLocation: Kensington An experienced big face with so much prestige that it was immortalised in stone. One for special occasions. |
 | 999.991 ppm TOMMY BOYLocation: YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER AND BROTHER |
 | £40,000 per year Gods, just look at him!Location: The Internet, America A kindly face. An intelligent face. But most of all, a big face. |
 | £20 o.n.o. A quizzical face, ripe for questioningLocation: Probably Oxford or something Lovely Stephen Fry's face occasionally looks big from a certain angle. Look at it there! Use this face if you want to look all intelligent, but don't get too smug!!! |
 | 0.0000000000000000000001 pence Square FaceLocation: Rome A very odd and unusual face that is square. Get this face at a very low price due to recall's as this face can punch you if you annoy it. |
 | Freeeeeeeeeeeeee Woolly FaceLocation: Tatooine This is the woolly face of George Lucas. With black highlights. |
 | £32.54 per 1.23 hrs Baron VladimirLocation: Overlord of Giedi Prime, Lankiveil and Allied Planets You could say it is a well rounded face with definate features that make this face a very good contender. Comes with electronic interface to move the face features into whatever position you like. |
 | 0.001 per milisecond Richard GriffithsLocation: Big face land A Large face, but in the past it was bigger. |
 | 9 ppm Dirty faceLocation: In a box Good face nice face |
 | £2.57 per second ShrekLocation: Sheffield Shrek with his very big green face. |
 | 440 ppm Big face, small featuresLocation: Essex This face has had it features reduced to increase the overall surface area that is just face, making this a must for the big face enthusiast. |
 | 5 ppm Christopher Walken's BIG FACELocation: Dancing through your dreams It's Christopher Walken looking big |
 | 4p A sexy alien's big sexy face!Location: Outer Space This is a massive face on a big fucking massive neck! Rent it today - it's out of this world or something! |
 | £10 per hour A spacious baby's faceLocation: It's small so it will fit anywhere! This baby's face is so incredibly big, you'll hardly believe it managed to fit through its mother on the way out! A must-own, prime piece of real face estate! |